actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

(Source: punkgirltrainer)

April 14th, 2014 at 9:42PM / via: orgasm / op: punkgirltrainer / reblog / 212,152 notes

sallymurphy:

you know them moments when you look in the mirror and you think holy shit that’s me  because for some reason it feels like the person you’re looking at in the mirror is an unfamiliar stranger and you begin thinking about how you’re a person on a planet in a solar system in a galaxy in a universe and for a few minutes you ponder the origin and the meaning of existence and then shrug and return to your computer

(Source: liripot)

April 14th, 2014 at 9:30PM / via: sextnoise / op: liripot / reblog / 331,054 notes

sanderlust:

my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked

(Source: 23jan)

April 14th, 2014 at 11:14AM / via: orgasm / op: 23jan / reblog / 474,218 notes

tivaattheopera:

thegestianpoet:

STOP shipping real people, or at least poke holes in the box

I saw this post four times before I understood the joke

April 14th, 2014 at 11:14AM / via: relahvant / op: thegestianpoet / reblog / 158,662 notes

perftag:

u wanna say that to my face bitch?? ??? well please dont it will hurt my feelings

April 14th, 2014 at 1:45AM / via: unescapable / op: perftag / reblog / 104,024 notes

nettosan:

datademon:

damn-arrows:

caffensis:

revyas:

I like it when cats settle down and it looks like they don’t have any limbs

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they’re slugs

…and if you ever wondered what they look like from underneath when doing that:

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This is important

(Source: kimsoldblogone)

April 14th, 2014 at 1:32AM / via: unescapable / op: kimsoldblogone / reblog / 341,613 notes

“Sometimes I touch the things you used to touch, looking for echoes of your fingers.”

Iain Thomas, I Wrote This For You (via tinaaapay)
April 13th, 2014 at 9:11PM / via: tinaaapay / op: tinaaapay / reblog / 790 notes

“You had this expression on your face, like you weren’t quite sure you were supposed to be on Earth.”

Iain S. Thomas, I Wrote This For You (via feellng)
April 13th, 2014 at 9:09PM / via: feellng / op: feellng / reblog / 1,601 notes

“All the hardest, coldest people you meet were once as soft as water. And that’s the tragedy of living.”

pleasefindthis, I Wrote This For You (via quotes-shape-us)

“Scare the world: Be exactly who you say you are and tell the truth.”

The Shock of Honesty (via imfeelingmorethanalive)

iamthekingofsassgard:

Do you ever just look at someone and think
“I’m glad your parents had sex”